#53

Flammin Hot Cheetos!!!! I have a love/hate relationship with these devils. You really can’t stop eating them. Then they burn in your stomach for hours. I was searching articles for them on Google, in hopes of finding a suitable cure for this stomach fire. You can find answers to almost anything on the internet, if you look hard enough. In my searching, I came across multiple articles about Cheetos and poop. Apparently, Flammin Hot Cheetos are available for purchase in schools. After gorging on Cheetos some kids went home, digested, and then proceeded to have red poop. Concerned of their red poop and presumably the fiery passing of such a  spicy food, these kids told their mothers that there was blood in their poop. Obviously concerned, moms were rushing their kids to the hospital seeking medical attention and answers to this mysterious occurrence. Turns out the red die in the Cheetos colored these unfortunate kids stool red.

And that, my friends, is what the internet taught me today.

 

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57535252/why-flamin-hot-cheetos-are-sending-kids-to-er/

#52

Blogging is hard for a single person that works full time. I don’t really take pictures, so I can’t post those.

Recently, I have begun to notice that I spend a lot of time at work.  It is really beginning to show that I work in an office environment. We have way too many inside jokes that revolve around internet memes, Youtube videos and other internet sensations.  I catch myself saying something that a work colleague might find hilarious, but normal people wont necessarily understand.  Phrases such as, “Mices have wee-wees?”, “You’re the one who chokes on water” and “If Madonna married a real giant, that’d be good” 10 points if you can tell me where those are from.

In conclusion, here are some things we find funny. I totally understand if you don’t

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#51

#50

I am sick of mustaches! Everywhere you look, mustaches! You know how it used to be, “Put a bird on it” that’ll make it look cool. Now it’s mustaches. Let’s face it, the majority of men tend to look creepy sporting lip caterpillars. Why would you think this creepy thing would look adorable on birthday invitations, bags, fingernails, cups, rings, and wall-hangings?! Can’t wait to see what the next big thing will be…

They belong on faces people! Not on every single object that can fit one!

#49

I’m going to run Ragnar!

“Ragnar is the overnight running relay race that makes testing your limits a team sport. A team is made up of 6-12 individuals; each individual runs 3 legs. The legs of the race vary in difficulty and distance, from 3-8 miles, allowing elite and novice runners to run together. Over 2 days and 1 night, teams run across 200 miles of the country’s most scenic terrain. Pair that with crazy costumes, inside jokes, a great finish line party and unforgettable stories. Some call it a slumber party without sleep, pillows or deodorant. We call it Ragnar.”

So there ya go. I’ve started running and I have quite a ways to go until I’m in shape but hopefully I will be ready by June 15th.

#48

There are things that couples do that are super annoying. They are the things that I see that make me think, “Eww. That public display of affection should not be allowed to exist.”

Examples: Holding pinkies instead of hands, Walking with hands in each others back pockets, pet names and Facebook updates about how amazing their significant is.

The Facebook one bothers me the most. We get it. You’re in love. Go tell your husband instead of telling people about it on the internet. Nobody cares.

 

 

#47

I’ve been super sick this weekend. As a result I spent the majority of my time watching Doctor Who and sleeping.

We watch funny youtube videos at work. Here’s one we watched today.

 

 

#46

I got a haircut today. Huzzah!

#45

This is where I was today for work.

It was all of the outdoor brands in one place. Imagine shopping for 8 hours, but for a company instead of yourself. Even though I hate shopping, it was still pretty cool to see all of the new products. I also got a free pair of socks! And a coupon for 80% off retail price of a wool sweater/jacket. Regularly $150.00. So I got it for $32.00 Bonus!

This was my purchase

#44

Today was officially my last day of classes… Ever. That is, until I decide to go back to grad school. I definitely feel like I had a unique college experience. The college that I was in is the smallest on campus (around 300 students total). This means that I got to know people very well, considering I’ve had the same 20 people in all of my classes since I was a sophomore. I love school and will miss it. Here are a couple of things I have learned in my college experiences.

There is a crack in front of the Alpha Chi Omega house that everyone trips on. It took me over a semester to stop tripping on it.

If you want to play ping pong there are many places to go. The institute, the TSC, the dorms, and the HYPR.

Always take a PE class.

Joining clubs and student council is stressful but fun.

Some professors are straight up crazy and think that this symbol: @    looks like a cat in a basket with a tail wrapped around its head.

The best bathroom on campus in on the 2nd floor of the library in the southwest corner.

Just because a class is easy, doesn’t mean it’s fun.

When I was saying goodbye to my department head the other day, I was voicing my concerns about graduating. He said he felt the same way when he was graduating. He left me with this gem of a quote. “Sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is from an oncoming train.”  Hopefully, I can handle it.