Flammin Hot Cheetos!!!! I have a love/hate relationship with these devils. You really can’t stop eating them. Then they burn in your stomach for hours. I was searching articles for them on Google, in hopes of finding a suitable cure for this stomach fire. You can find answers to almost anything on the internet, if you look hard enough. In my searching, I came across multiple articles about Cheetos and poop. Apparently, Flammin Hot Cheetos are available for purchase in schools. After gorging on Cheetos some kids went home, digested, and then proceeded to have red poop. Concerned of their red poop and presumably the fiery passing of such a spicy food, these kids told their mothers that there was blood in their poop. Obviously concerned, moms were rushing their kids to the hospital seeking medical attention and answers to this mysterious occurrence. Turns out the red die in the Cheetos colored these unfortunate kids stool red.
And that, my friends, is what the internet taught me today.